🇳🇵 Nepal 🇳🇵

On approach into Tribhuvan International Airport – Kathmandu, we saw glimpses of jagged, snow-capped mountains heightening our sense of excitement for the coming weeks. After a fairly laborious process involving apps, QR codes and various check-in agents, we finally became the proud owners of Nepal Tourist visas. Soon after, we were greeted warmly by Gyan and Bhuwan from Adventure Treks Nepal with a traditional Hindu mala and a summary on our planned trekking route to Annapurna Base Camp (ABC), sitting at 4,130m around the majestic peaks of Annapurna I (8091m), Annapurna South (7219m), Machapuchhre (6993 m) and Hiunchuli (6441 m).

Namaste Nepal 🇳🇵

We had been warned about the traffic choked streets of Kathmandu, its incessant beeping and chaos. Compared however to Varanasi, it was positively serene. We spent our first evening exploring the relatively quiet streets of Thamel – marked by its iconic prayer flags – eating carbohydrates and drinking red wine for an irrational fear we wouldn’t find any in the mountains. This was Nepal’s high season, but from the empty seats in restaurants, it was clear that COVID-19 was starting to have an impact. Minutes before we fell to sleep on our first night in Nepal, Kelsey looked at her phone to find that there were reports of mice in our London flat from our Lettings Manager. We came back to earth with a bang. Kelsey, in particular, doesn’t think mice are very nice (a little understated) and so we planned an international mice evacuation crusade from our Kathmandu HQ.

The following morning, as our eyes were barely open at 6am, we met our trekking guide Sangam, cheerily greeting us over breakfast at Hotel Manang. Sangam talked us through our plan for the day, a seven hour bus trip to Pokhara – a city on Phewa Lake in central Nepal and gateway to the Annapurna region. We realised that this was the first time in five months that we had put our plans in the hands of another person. At first, this felt a little strange after the control we had on all other aspects of our trip, but we soon settled into a rhythm. As we left for the bus stand, on a street corner in Kathmandu, we met our porter, Purna. Purna took his portering duties so seriously that he immediately offered to take our bags and load them into one of the many coaches lined up. Although we had built up our bus travel competencies, it was clear that navigating which bus to take, without signs, would have taken us at least half an hour on our own. It took Sangam and Purna seconds. Little did we know that over the course of a month, their safe hands would become an invaluable asset to us. After a series of windy, up-and-down roads and further discussions about our mice crusade, we made it to Pokhara late in the afternoon. Sangam helped us navigate the array of good-quality-fake mountain gear shops on the high street, giving us his important seal of approval on everything we bought. Without Sangam and Purna at our side, we would have fell into a decision making abyss, a theme which continued as the days and weeks went on.

Sangam, K, T and Purna
Day One to Ulleri, 🇳🇵

The following morning, with time for a quick picture at the start of the trail head, we set off on the first step – of many – into the Himalayan hills. As we started our ascent, the pine fresh air, chilly but energising, filled our lungs. We marvelled at how Purna was able to keep good pace with the 20kgs of our belongings effectively strapped to his forehead and balanced on his back. As the sun rising over the mountains caught up with us, it was time for our first trekking lunch. When we asked Sangam what we should have – our trust in Sangam now extended to meal selection too – without hesitation, he proclaimed, ‘Dal Bhat.’ Our trust was well rewarded, as we were presented with a huge plate of rice, dal, vegetable curry, poppadum and pickles. The real treat with Dal Bhat was that it was always served as an unlimited portion and it became our staple meal. As Sangam told us, we had ‘Dal Bhat Power, 24 hour.’

“Holiday” Guest House – Ulleri 🇳🇵

After around 4000 steps and 1km in altitude, we arrived at our first stop – Ulleri. This much needed rest by the camp fire allowed us to read, chat with Sangam and Purna over copious amounts of tea and fill up on some more rice based curries. After the intensity of India, the feeling of being in the mountains with only the sounds of fierce Himalayan winds and the bells of travelling mules was heavenly. At breakfast the following morning, we were introduced to a new bread – Gurung (or Tibetan). As bread lovers, this was a real thrill. Kelsey in particular was instantly addicted to the great golden puffs of fried dough, drizzled in honey. Like Dal Bhat, Kelsey’s ‘creature of habit’ breakfast order became a running joke of our trip.

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Day two brought us through stunning mossy forest, along various waterways and streams; we stopped in villages for tea and more Dal Bhat, marked by the lines of colourful prayer flags and smoke from indoor fires. There were so many moments we had to pause – not only to catch breath from the ascent – but simply to take in the landscape we found ourselves in. As we arrived in Ghorepani (2800m) snow clouds began to flow in and cover the mountains, a glorious setting for an evening by the fire. As we drank wine, our plot to reign victorious over mouse-gate was suddenly abated when Kelsey opened her emails to find ‘FALSE ALARM’ emboldened in capitals on the subject line of an email from our Lettings Agent. Our agent had mixed up her obviously many ‘number 14a’ properties and we didn’t have a mouse problem at all. We toasted our lack of mice with another glass.

🙏 flags 🇳🇵

The following morning, as we trotted to breakfast in knee deep snow, it became crystal clear why avalanche warnings were being issued on our planned ascent route to ABC. Sangam began talking us through the other options in his repertoire of routes and years of experience around Annapurna. We picked our way down the mountain, fresh snow covering the path. Sangam and Puna knew every twist and turn we needed to take to blaze our own path and set the first footprints in the powder, passing horses with icicles on their tails. After sliding (a little) and a few snowball fights, we finished our day in Chuile. We’d descended low enough to emerge from the snow drifts and Sangam’s tea house choice, Mountain Discovery, became a favourite of our trek for its idyllic green pasture views overlooking Fish Tail and Annapurna III. To our surprise, we had the run of the place, making the most of warm showers, a blasting fire and peace to read a good book.

Snowy peaks in Ghorepani 🇳🇵
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Chuile, 🇳🇵

By day four, we had fallen into a rhythm: An early wake up, followed by Purna packing our bags, a breakfast always including Tibetan bread, a trek broken up by a Dal Bhat lunch before some stretching or yoga and then relaxing into an evening in front of the camp fire. This was our new normal. With Sangam’s advice, we decided to re-route our trip to take on Mardi Himal instead of ABC. Mardi Himal, in Sangam’s view, was one of the jewels of the Annapurna region, with sweeping views of the towering Annapurna mountains. He wasn’t wrong. We enjoyed meeting the mules, yak-cows (a hybrid yak and cow which had a Nepali name we can’t remember) and horses. Sangam would politely correct us when we mistook a mule for a horse or a yak-cow for a mule; we learnt that differentiation between the Nepali animals wasn’t our forte.

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Dal Bhat 😋

We reached the summit of Mardi Himal on a striking day, just before the clouds set in. The view that awaited us was breathtaking; a panorama of Fishtail and Annapurna 1-3 soaring into the thin air. We revelled in the beauty and in the achievement of reaching 4,300m, taking plenty of photographs with the Nepali flags that marked the top. We celebrated with some spicy tea at the summit before descending the icy slopes, relying more than ever on Sangam and Purna’s nimble movements to keep us upright.

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Panorama at High Camp, Mardi Himal
Mardi Himal Summit, 4300m

As we descended, Rhododendron Blossom, which had not been there a mere 48 hours before, covered the mountainside. We had been truly away from it all, with books and only our trekking team for company. When we connected our phones to WiFi, WhatsApp pings indicated global disorder. ‘India is shut, what are you going to do?’… ‘Are you going to come home?’… ‘Kyrgyzstan has it’s first case of Corona’… ‘Trump cancels all flights from Europe to the US.’ The world had closed inwards, with countries we were planning to visit understandably closing their borders. It now seemed unlikely that we would make it to Uzbekistan and Kyrgyzstan post-Nepal to meet our friends Tom and Pete. The Foreign Office website became a new bookmark in our search history as we tried to get a sense of what this meant for our trip. After an afternoon walk in the forest, we thought about the option of staying in Nepal for longer. Looking at the beauty that enveloped us, we decided that wasn’t the worst idea. With our brains buzzing about what to do, we made it to our final destination, Dhampus, celebrating our successful summit and descent with beers and chilli chicken, reflecting on one of the best weeks of our lives.

🇳🇵 had a great selection of mugs
Last night party in Dhampus 🍻

By the time we reached civilisation it was clear that we needed to do some serious re-routing. On our return to Kathmandu, via Pokhara, we had developed Plans A, B, C and D. We settled on Plan E, undertaking a second trek in Nepal to the Langtang Valley and then returning home to the UK a little earlier. Little did we know how long we would eventually stay in Nepal.

To give our feet a little rest before Trek 2, we spent some time in Bhaktapur, eight miles from Kathmandu and home to fascinating ancient architecture, impressive local craftsmanship through its pottery industry and unique Newari cuisine. By this point, Nepal had understandably closed its own borders to new arrivals and new trekking permits. With all of these changes, as we wandered around Bhaktapur, whenever we came across another tourist, there was an unsaid look of ‘Why are you still here…what’s your story?’ Seeing everything empty around Bhakatapur’s ornate squares felt tragic for the people we were meeting, particularly for a country relying so heavily on tourism. We tried our best to visit as many cafes as we could for coffees, sampled some cuisine and took a pottery class with an eccentric potter in Pottery Square. Unsurprisingly, we had a long way to go to join the Bhaktapur potting masters and bought some from the experts instead.

Durbar Square, Bhaktapur 🇳🇵
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As we set off for Langtang Valley, our journey felt familiar, starting with a local bus, accompanied by Sangam and Purna. We had felt a little lost without them on our vacation to Bhaktapur. As we stuttered to a start, it wasn’t long before there was a problem with the front wheel of the coach. We pulled over, a group of Nepali men from the coach surrounded the wheel with querying looks and heads shaking. Deciding we didn’t have anything meaningful to contribute in solving the wheel problem, we retreated to a dusty, roadside service station for a tea and wandered to the shop to buy some Pringles. Before we were given the Pringles, a groggy, shirtless shopkeeper asked bluntly, ‘Do you have Corona?’ We assured him we did not, and the Pringles were handed over, which kept Kelsey in particular very happy.

With our wheel changed, we climbed up windy roads with our coach driver, at times, skilfully undertaking five point turns. This was our most jagged mountain climb. After a mere ten hours, including the broken down coach, a Dal Bhat lunch stop and numerous checkpoints, we stepped off our coach in Syabrubesi. A little jaded, we took a late afternoon walk to get a feeling for the town, trading looks and smiles with the small number of other tourists who seemingly had a similar plan to us.

Syabrubesi, 🇳🇵
Social distance practising 🚶🏻‍♂️ 🚶‍♀️
Langtang River, 🇳🇵

We eased back into our routine with Sangam and Purna, trekking towards the valley in Langtang through cool, damp forests along the riverside. For most of day one, we had some new company, two stray dogs from Syabrubesi who followed us up the mountain. ‘Social distancing’ was a new but emerging concept in Nepal, but even the dogs seemed to be taking the advice seriously. Passing Buddhist stupas (monuments), naturally forming hot springs and teahouses nestled into the valley, we felt privileged that we were in the place we were in. We had the trekking route largely to ourselves, apart from the steady flurry of villagers returning from Kathmandu. We felt like we had been given Golden Tickets by Gyan, at just the right time with one of the final trekking permits authorised.

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By night one however, the walls had caved in a little more around us – all public buses had been cancelled in Nepal. Sangam started to re-route our trek to a different end point over a dinner of excellent Momos (Nepali dumplings) made by Purna. Our plan was to walk through a different valley back to Kathmandu, instead of taking the bus. After taking a ten hour bus from Kathmandu to reach our start, we couldn’t quite believe we could do this, but we trusted Sangam and his dexterity around the map.

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As we continued our trek, cool, damp forests gave way to more open rocky plains and steep passes. Langtang was one of the areas most heavily impacted by the Nepal Earthquake in 2015. Moments after the earthquake struck, a massive expanse of ice fell thousands of feet, creating an avalanche that wiped out a community where 400 people lived and where, at that moment, nearly 100 trekkers are believed to have been. We walked across the remnants of three of these slides, feeling the tragedy underneath our feet.

☀️ + ❄️ in Langtang Valley

The new Langtang village sits around 1km further into the valley where we had more Dal Bhat – another private dining experience – before climbing to 3900m. We stayed in a teahouse in the clouds, with stunning views of the Himalayas. We’d been switched off for a couple of days without WiFi; turning on our phones, the notorious pings started again. Update: Nepal’s only international airport had shut for a number of days, but our flight remained on schedule and the advice from the Foreign Office was not to immediately return to the UK if overseas. We took a little comfort in this. Although Nepal had, at this stage, only three recorded cases of COVID-19, they were clearly making decisions fast. After the summit, as we picked our way through the snowy valley, we were able to take in the views we had missed the day prior. Sangam’s mobile phone was a hotline when we picked up network reception. Through him and Gyan, we kept abreast on the latest information around the airport closure and tried to call the British Embassy for advice. There was no response. The gradual closure we were feeling was the antithesis to the openness and space we found ourselves in. With a plan, we tried not to over-think. Sangam and Purna ensured we were safe and had called ahead to the teahouses in the villages to make sure that they were still open. They seemed to be and without WiFi, we enjoyed what would be a final peaceful night of good Momos, tea, chats and books around the fire.

We felt positive the following morning with a plan for where we needed to be and how we were going to get there. En route, we met a number of other travellers and guides who gave us mixed messages about what life was like outside of the valley. Sangam, as ever, took the lead. We stopped at a remote tea house for lunch, and in less time that it took to make a Dal Bhat, we learnt that Nepal had instigated an unexpected, no-notice lockdown. All hotels were being shut, all cars were being taken off the road and there was to be no inter-district travel by any means. The Foreign Office had advised all British Nationals to return home immediately. For the first time, Sangam’s face indicated that our plans to walk back to Kathmandu were scuppered and that any onward moves were uncertain. We all agreed to make our way back to where we started, Syabrubesi and attempt to make our way back to Kathmandu.

A reflective Purna on lock-down Syabrubesi “High Street” 🇳🇵

As we walked into Syabrubesi, army trucks scanned the streets, police were patrolling and notices written in Nepali had been posted on all shops in the town. We were incredibly lucky that Hotel Sky in Syabrubesi took us in, offering us space to sleep and eat incredible Dal Bhat. As we fell to sleep that night, the COVID-19 effect had caught up with us and we knew our trip, as we had planned, would be over. We were a little deflated, but we gripped to the positives; we were safe, as were our family and friends and for as long as possible we had taken in incredible sights with wonderful people. We made ourselves a ‘Lockdown list’ of tasks and joined various Twitter and WhatsApp groups of other stranded travellers. Sangam, Gyan and Purna immediately set to work to try and get us back to Kathmandu, navigating the rapidly changing rules, misinformation and rumour. Tom made a call to the British Embassy, with no response. Kelsey made a call to the American Embassy and managed to talk to a human within seconds, who provided helpful advice of what we should do.

The following morning, we set up a Crisis Management HQ on the dining tables of our hotel, each with people to call and leads to follow. In a situation like this, the genius of Sangam became even clearer. Despite a strict, army controlled lockdown and after an afternoon of discussions, somehow Sangam had managed to negotiate the correct stamped paperwork to take us to Kathmandu. From our WhatsApp conversations, we were the first tourists in Nepal to receive this permission. We hastily packed our bags in anticipation, ordering another Dal Bhat to prepare us for a long ride in a jeep. As Sangam returned, we could tell something was not quite right. Stamped paperwork in hand and after hours of negotiation, he told us that the driver had bolted out of the police station at the last moment, worried about the potential of being quarantined when he arrived in Kathmandu. In the escalating situation with new rules being implemented every hour, this was a fair worry, albeit disappointing for us. Still, thanks to Gyan, Sangam and Purna we had made excellent progress. Now, we needed to find a willing driver.

The jeep had arrived! 🚙

We needn’t have worried. By the following morning, Gyan had a new driver lined up. Sangam had already left to update our paperwork with the local police secretary after coaxing him off a float parading through town where he was giving COVID-19 instructions through a megaphone. As Sangam returned with a wry smile on his face, we knew everything was ready. Soon after, our jeep arrived and we said our goodbyes to the incredible team at Hotel Sky who had been so welcoming to us. Driving back to Kathmandu, we passed twenty-one checkpoints (we counted) to verify our travel authorisations. Our temperature was taken five times, although the ‘normal’ range for a Nepali temperature remained a mystery to us. The mildly hypothermic 91 degrees passed, as did 99 degrees. To add to the uniqueness of our journey, the driver played us some yoga instructional videos led by Shilpa Shetty and old episodes of Mr. Bean on the in-jeep mini-screen TV.

After barrelling down deserted roads, we arrived back in Hotel Manang – Kathmandu which would become our home for an unspecified amount of time. This would be where we would say our final goodbyes to Sangam and Purna, as they left us to lockdown with their own families. Both had become our closest friends and allies on our trek and ensured we were always safe and happy. There was no last night party this time but we did bend the social distancing guidelines a little to give them hugs as we departed – we had been in the same household after all!

The Kathmandu lockdown was heavily police patrolled; visits out of the hotel were only allowed for food or medicine. Police had procured a Corona Safe Stick from China; we termed it, ‘The People Catcher’. This was like a mechanical claw which gripped and grabbed people around the waist, moving them to a safe distance. We restricted our movements and successfully avoided any interaction with the Corona Safe Stick.

🌅 over Kathmandu from Hotel Manang Rooftop

Slowly but surely, as we spent our days in Hotel Manang, a steady stream of tourists began to trail into Kathmandu from across Nepal. We passed our time by taking short trips out for essentials, catching up with friends and family on technology platforms new to us and found a sunny garden for lunch with the best Dal Bhat of our trip. We even started our own Garden Workout group, an 8am gym session using plantpots from our hotel rooftop as makeshift gym equipment. We started as a group of three, but by the end of the week, even Ramesh, the hotel manager had committed to join. We took this as the ultimate seal of approval.

Kelsey enjoying a near final Dal Bhat at Garden House, Kathmandu
Garden workout 🏋️‍♀️ 🌱

As the days went by, our French, German and American friends started to depart on charter flights organised by their incredibly efficient Embassies. Guest numbers in Hotel Manang started to dwindle, with only British residents and a smattering of others remaining. We made numerous visits and telephone calls to the British Embassy, each time being told that it was closed before an Embassy official who had drawn the short straw that particular morning would skulk slowly to the front desk and give a look of, ‘What are you here for?’. On one occasion, as a parting goodbye we were told ‘Good Luck’ by an Embassy official, which we couldn’t quite fathom as our luck was firmly in their hands. Eventually, the British Embassy set up a Facebook Live hour with the Ambassador. We all thought, surely there must be news. Why would the Ambassador set something like this up if there had been no progress? In anticipation, we bought doughnuts and cinnamon swirls from the local bakery and hooked up our Bluetooth speaker. Our anticipation turned to frustration quickly, as there was no real news, no dates and no real plan. The Facebook Live hour descended into comments such as ‘BRING IN THE GERMANS TO TAKE US HOME’ which didn’t make it particularly productive.

In days prior, we had been following up the possibility of travelling home with the French Embassy. Without a French bone in our body and questionable status in the EU, we weren’t sure whether this was possible. The most efficient French Embassy official, Mr. Arnuald Champy came to our rescue. Somehow, he managed to book us seats on the third French rescue flight. Without any plan from the British Embassy, we decided this was our best route home to Europe. With Mr. Champy’s help, our Garden Workout friends Laura and Artie also managed to book two seats. Unsurprisingly, we toasted Mr. Champy with Nepali beer the night before we left with cheers of ‘Vive la France!’

Vive la France 🇫🇷

Our route home to London, with a stop over in a ridiculous hard-to-find airport hotel in Paris, was relatively uneventful. We couldn’t quite believe that six months of travel had come to an end. We were entering into a very different world that we left. We felt lucky to be returning with happy memories of the people we met and places we visited; so much so that by the time we landed in London Heathrow we were already dreaming of returning to Nepal. 🇳🇵

🇳🇵 2020

🇷🇼 Rwanda 🇷🇼

Guest author: Mary Flott

Rob and I arrived in Kigali from Istanbul in the middle of the night on January 15 at 2:00am. When we were up and around in the morning we spent some time at the beautiful swimming pool. Kelsey and Tom arrived that afternoon from Uganda, after enduring a long, noisy bus ride. They were happy to check in to the Kigali Marriott and its wonderful amenities – gym, great rooms, laundry, wifi and computers.

Our first full day – January 16th – was spent at the Rwanda Genocide Museum. I actually did not want to visit there and in the end, of course, I was so glad I went. The Rwandans have created a poignant monument to their victims of genocide in 1994. It was a brutal, shattering experience and they have come through it with just grace and positivity. The museum is actually the gravesite for many of the victims as well as an informative display of Rwanda history leading to the massacre.

We went on to lunch from there to a wonderful restaurant, Heaven. The outdoor dining room looks out over Kigali and the hazy mountains surrounding it. After some rest and organizing time back at the hotel, we had another terrific meal. Kelsey found us a great restaurant – again – with a covered outdoor dining area, plus flowering vines and a moonlit night.

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Kigali is a enticing city. Tom suggested we all move there. Our high opinion of Kigali was reinforced the next day on our tour of the Nyamirambo Women’s Centre. Kelsey arranged for us to go on a walking tour of the centre and the area it. The Centre offers these tours to enlighten visitors to the work of the Centre and the people of that community. The Centre provides education and work training – sewing and needlework – to hundreds of women who can now earn money on their own.

Traditional hair braiding in Nyamirambo 💇‍♀️

The highlight of the tour was our lunch. We were taken to the home of a woman from the neighborhood. She prepared a typical Rwandan meal for us – lots of vegetables, fruit and bread –comfortably served in her front room. Her home was on an unpaved road and she had no indoor plumbing. Everyone in this oldest neighborhood of Kigali, must go to the local tap and fetch their water home in large containers. However, her kitchen did contain a microwave and a refrigerator. We were all so pleased to visit someone’s home. From there we took motorcycle taxis to the Rwanda Clothing Company for some shopping.

🏍 in Kigali
Fabrics carefully crafted into beautiful garments at Nyamirambo Women’s Centre 🛍

On Saturday the 18th we were taken by car to Musanze, Rwanda’s second largest city and gateway to see the famous Mountain Gorillas. Our lodging was not quite that of the Kigali Marriott, but more in keeping with the local area. The Garden Place was a good location – walk to shops and restaurants and ATM’s.

Very early on the 19th we set off on our big Mountain Gorilla adventure. We were picked up by a driver and taken to the entrance of the park for our orientation with “Mr. D” – our chief guide. He is a botanist and has spent years learning and understanding the gorillas. He spoke of them always in the most affectionate and respectful language. We learned so much from him and our other guides and porters. Our group then drove to our trail head. Trackers go to the park early in the morning to look for the locations of the gorilla families. The gorillas rise early and feed themselves. Then the silverback – the adult male leader – may move the family. We took off on foot and hiked for about an hour or more. When we got close to the animals, the porters and most of the other guides stayed behind and the visitors went into thick jungle, the guides hacking our way through vines and brush with machetes, as there was no trail at this point.

Ready for our hike to see 🦍

Then we found them. It was a family of 14 gorillas including many babies or very young gorillas, only a few years old. There were lots of mothers, some pregnant. There were no other adult or teenaged males, the black backs, besides the dominant male leader, Muhosa. Mr. D told us Muhosa, 20 years old, has a very Zen personality. A chilled gorilla. We could see it. There was curiosity but no hostility. Perhaps they knew Mr. D from other visits.

A portrait of Muhosa’s partner 🦍 m

We were so close to these big animals it was amazing. We were not more than a few feet from their group of lounging, playing, nursing, sleeping gorillas. The little ones were swinging from trees and vines chasing each other, the babies were with their mamas and the mamas were in no hurry to move along. We were privileged with about an hour’s visit. Of course everyone in our group of about 10 adults took dozens of videos and photos of Muhosa and his fine family.

Relaxing (overseen by Muhosa) 🦍
Family playtime 🦍

Visiting the gorillas was an inspiring experience. These animals have 97% of our human DNA. They are such intelligent creatures with such human like behavior in so many ways. I kept wondering what they were thinking of us, because I know they were thinking something. I hope it was good. 

The following day, we took a visit to an island in Lake Ruhondo with a lovely inn where we had the best tilapia ever. Fresh from the lake, we enjoyed our lunch overlooking the water and chatting with our driver and new friend, Isaac. He was a wealth of information, and again we learned much from him. He pointed out the shoe billed stork, a sought after sighting in the area.

The famous Shoebill 🐦
🐟 Lunch at Lake Ruhondo

The next day we travelled to Lake Kivu. After about four hours of bouncing over mountains and some beautiful scenery, we arrived at our lodging. Tom and Kelsey had picked this lodge for us. It was such a wonderfully relaxing 3 nights for us all. We each had a thatched roof hut complete with hot water bathroom, balcony and a stunning view of Lake Kivu, which borders the Democratic Republic of Congo.

Views of Lake Kivu 🏞
🛶 time on Lake Kivu

Fishermen on Lake Kivu were moored across a small bay from our huts. They have the most fascinating boats – three thin canoe-like boats bound together each with an enormous pole on the front and rear of the boat. The poles hold a net together underneath. These strange little boats go out morning and evening to fish. The men sing or chant as they row out into the lake, which could be heard from our huts. So charming, except that the men earn only about 10 USD per month for their hard work.

The famous Lake Kivu fishing boats 🚣‍♂️ 🐠

We took a boat out into the lake to visit an island with monkeys. We went ashore to see them, no monkeys. We moved on to Bat Island. And this time we found the bats. Through a short hike of jungle and hills we saw thousands of big fruit bats flapping and soaring.

Rob about to enjoy the “fresh” Lake Kivu waters 🏊‍♂️

When we left Lake Kivu we made our way to Akagera via Kigali. After our second lunch at Heaven we made a couple stops for supplies. Isaac was again driving us and he knew Kigali and where everything was that we needed. By the way, all the way through Rwanda it was Tom who found our way and found our transportation. He worked at it everyday and we were so grateful for his efforts. No matter where we were going Tom had already found our way there.

We left Kigali and headed for drier country, Akagera. We drove through lots of villages to get to our next lodging, the Akagera Rhino Lodge. It is an ecolodge and that can take some getting used to. We had two beautiful, detached rooms with porches over looking Lake Ihema, one of five lakes in the national park. At the lodge we were allowed one shower each per day. Young strong men carried gallons of water up the hill to our rooms and filled the hot water tank for our baths.

A panoramic view of Akagera National Park from our Lodge
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As we sat on our porch we could look out over the lake. I noticed the lush, small islands and remarked on them. The next day as I looked over the lake, the islands seemed to be in different locations. Must of mistaken them, I thought. No, it turns out they are floating islands and can drift as much as 50km! And they drifted back and forth the entire time we were there. The lake was a stopping place for Henry Stanley in the 1930’s and 40’s. His group used tents and the local people had never seen tents before. The name of the lake, Ihema is the local word for tent.

We visited the Akagera National Park to see the lake and look for the famed African animals. We were disappointed to miss elephants and lions. However, we did see lots of baboons, giraffes, zebras, lots of antelopes and Marabou storks. The wildest spotting was a crocodile at the edge of the lake. We were oohing and ahhing over this still-as-a-statue creature when he suddenly leaped and drove forward, mouth open and tail swishing. We all jumped and gasped. It was great sighting for us.

Zebra huddle 🦓
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Akagera was our last adventure in Rwanda. After that it was back to Kigali and a late night flight back to Istanbul for Rob and I. Kelsey and Tom left a few hours later for India. So sad to say goodbye to Rwanda and its amazing culture and its precious wildlife.

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🇮🇳 India 🇮🇳

We arrived bleary eyed into Cochin International Airport, after a quick photo stop for Kelsey, with the big bear at Doha. This is a long established tradition of her Imperial team on their many trips to Qatar. Looking at the map, Tom had estimated a driving time to our first destination of Marayoor, Kerala of three hours. Our first learning in India was that any driving time estimation should always be doubled as the taxi driver cheerfully told us, “six hours, Sir!” We crawled up the hills of Kerala into more rural and quaint scenes, accompanied by the incessant, if slightly meaningless, beeping of drivers all the way up. Learning two of our India Trip was that whilst “the beep” in the UK is reserved for near-emergency situations, “the beep” in India is a normal part of every driving trip.

A 3am stop with Big Bear at Doha International 🐻 🇶🇦

We arrived at our destination, Mudhouse, in the small village of Marayoor, surrounded by sandalwood forests and paddy fields. Our AirBnB was tucked away on a quiet lane outside the village; a perfect spot for experiencing authentic Keralan village life and walking in the undulating hills. We were looked after by Ajay, who would rustle up some of our favourite meals of our trip in the Mudhouse kitchen; a range of curries, dals and breads which we lapped up and couldn’t get enough of (literally). To work off insatiable appetites for AJ’s cooking, we spent our time cycling and walking through the villages and forests. Our walks were largely uninhibited until we reached the sacred sandalwood where we were told it was “for office use sandalwood trees only.” Given that neither of us could pass a sandalwood tree and neither of us worked in the mysterious sandalwood office, we rerouted in another direction. Learning three of our India trip was that we were now in a more rules based culture that we’d have to adjust to, but this was balanced by the laid back feel of Marayoor and the smiles of the people around us.

Tom and Tuk Tuk 🌳
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The laid back nature of Marayoor and it’s purple evening skies meant that we could have easily stayed longer than our three nights. It was time however for us to meet “Special Guest of the Trip #3” – our friend Alice – who joined us in Kerala for ten days and writes the next section of the blog for us as Guest Editor…

Gazing out the window of the taxi that Tom and Kelsey had arranged to collect me from the airport, I had an immediate sense of Kerala’s serene and easy-going nature that I’d read and heard so much about. I’d first visited India ten years ago and had fallen in love with it then, but I was eager to experience it at a slower pace, something that Tom and Kelsey’s itinerary provided me with the perfect opportunity to do.

After reunion hugs and a quick cup of coffee at a cafe around the corner it was time to catch the train to Varkala, a coastal town 180km south of Kochi where we were due to spend four days at a yoga and meditation retreat. In my sleep-deprived fog I shamelessly took advantage of Tom and Kelsey’s well-honed competence in navigating foreign transport systems and followed their lead in the quest to locate our reserved seats. Booking advance train tickets in India (essential to avoid the sweltering and rammed standing carriages) is a test of endurance and willpower, with the final hurdle saved for the very last moment when you arrive at the station and have to figure out where to position yourself on a platform that stretches for what seems like miles in either direction. Shifting only very briefly from a fast walk into a light jog, we (they) successfully located our very comfortable sleeper-style seats where we chatted, read and, in my case, dozed for the next four hours (Indian trains are not in a hurry to get anywhere).

Perched atop 15m-high cliffs overlooking golden beaches and dramatic sunsets over the Arabian Sea, Varkala immediately felt like a place we were all very happy to have found ourselves in. At dinner that night we had our first experience of the benign resistance of local businesses to the government’s attempts to curb alcohol consumption across the state by imposing strict licensing laws: beer served in large mugs resembling tree trunks, opened bottles stored underneath rather than on top of the table and cocktails disguised on drinks menus with playful pseudonyms (‘Sin and Tonic’ became a particular favourite).

🌅 at Varkala 🏖
“Sin” and Tonics 🍸

We pitched up at Sharanagati Yogahaus the next day fresh from our first sea swim and were met by Hari, our spiritual teacher for the next few days. After reminiscing on his years spent in San Francisco in between his native Berlin and making his home in India, Hari showed us around the beautiful grounds and talked us through the daily schedule: breathing exercises and meditation at 7am, then two hours of yoga at 8am followed by a healthy breakfast of oatmeal, fruit and tea. A nutritious home-cooked lunch would be served at 1.30pm, followed by another hour and a half of yoga at 4pm. Despite being a far more rigorous yoga and meditation schedule than any of us were used to, with few other obligations we easily slipped into our new routine, spending our ‘free time’ drinking coffee on the cliff top, dipping in and out of the sea and, in mine and Kelsey’s case, having questionable massage experiences. With days of virtue behind us, evenings were spent sampling as many chapatis, rotis, naans, biryanis, masalas and countless other local delicacies as possible and sharing our personal successes (usually yoga-related) and struggles (usually breathing or not falling asleep while meditating-related) of the day.

The purple skies of Marayoor followed us to Varkala 🌌

At the end of our stay we hugged goodbye to Hari and resolved to take his wisdom with us onwards on our journey. Our next stop was Alleppey, the gateway to Kerala’s famous backwaters, a network of lagoons, lakes, rivers, and canals lined with palms, banana trees and lush green paddy fields. We’d read that the backwater traffic could become ‘gridlocked’ at peak season, so were pleasantly surprised to find ourselves the only boat in sight (save for the occasional canoe) for the majority of our trip. We passed the time taking in the birdlife, eating delicious food cooked by our hosts and wandering through local villages when we docked at the end of the day (oh, and one more questionable massage experience for Kelsey and I, after which we called a day on that particular endeavour).

The “gridlock” of the Kerala Backwaters 🛶
Our houseboat 🏠

From Alleppey we travelled back to Kochi for our final day together, exploring the old town’s cafes, galleries and ‘no hassle’ jewellery and craft shops, before Tom and Kelsey headed to the airport for their flight to Goa and I travelled north in search of Kerala’s most secluded beaches.

As soon as we left Alice, the pace increased rapidly and immediately. Being travellers on a budget, we decided to take a Tuk Tuk 40km to Cochin International Airport; our driver told us it would be a 40 minute trip. Things started well – our driver was cheery – and we made speedy progress as the sun began to set. In our time in India so far, we’d become accustomed to the endearing Indian Head Bobble (https://bbc.in/2JL083J). As we drove on increasingly busy roads, now in the dark, the Head Bobble of our driver became increasingly pronounced. As we merged onto an motorway – in a Tuk Tuk – we were met with even more searing beeping from lorries and coaches. We figured out pretty quickly, as his driving became increasingly erratic, that this wasn’t just a usual Head Bobble…our driver was falling into a snooze. Clapping and shouting him back into vague consciousness, we kept our beady eye on the level of Head Bobble in the darkness, eventually arriving at the airport ninety minutes later. After one of the most stressful journeys of our lives, we vowed to keep any future Tuk Tuk rides to less than 30 minutes and avoid taking a Tuk Tuk on a motorway.

After a much less eventful flight, we arrived in Palolem beach in the state of Goa for a quick two night pit-stop on our journey north. We spent our time enjoying “Sin and Tonics” on the beaches, glorious Indian Ocean sunsets and found a great yoga teacher on a hostel rooftop who helped us carry on our learnings from Hari. With its reputation for being a Mecca for yoga teacher training, we relished the plethora of veggie and vegan cafes which lined the beachside.

Our final Indian Ocean Sunset ☀️

Waving goodbye to the Indian Ocean, we left Goa for our first experience of an overnight train, bound for Mumbai. After some “selfies with a tourist” at the station – this was becoming a common theme of our trip – we settled into our top bunks. As the train rattled through the pitch black, we slept as much as we could, woken only by the toots of other overnight passing trains or the calls of a tea and biryani sellers moving down the carriage.

The train rolled into Mumbai’s central station the following morning. There’s something very special about watching a city stretch its arms and wake up. As our taxi sped through the empty roads at 5am, we saw the market traders laying their wares, jostling for the best trading positions and lights flickering on in the Mumbai skyscrapers. After arriving at our hostel – aptly named Horn OK Please in recognition of India’s obsession with the car horn – we took a quick nap before setting off to experience Mumbai’s food scene. This is effectively how we spent the majority of our time in Mumbai. Eating. We lapped up the deliciousness and favours of Pali Bhavan and Pali Village Cafe in Bandra, interspersed with some walks along the Mumbai’s Bandstand Promenade and trips to see the city’s impressive array of Art Deco architecture.

Pali Bhavan, Bandra 🍛
Pali Village Cafe, Bandra 🥑

After some weeks of beach and retreating, we eased back into the buzz of city life in Mumbai. It helped us feel more ready to embrace the sensory overload of Rajasthan that we had prepared ourselves for. Our first stop was to Udaipur, set around a series of lavish royal palaces and lakes. We lucked out with a free upgraded room, with a Palace view. Kelsey had travelled here before, meaning we had a pre-prepared list of must do places to visit. Udaipur is perhaps most famous for being the host of the Rajasthan art scene, home to hundreds of art schools and painters, skilled in miniature art and wall murals which often depict the opulence of Rajasthani culture. The paintings are made using a process which involves making vibrant natural colours from scratch, all painted with the hair of a camel. On our walking tours of the city and dinners on a range of Udaipur rooftops, we experienced the opulence for ourselves.

A wall mural in Udaipur 🎨
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With some new art pieces, we waved goodbye to Udaipur and took our first “sleeper bus” to Jodhpur. The “sleeper bus” was a new mode of transport for us and we had no idea what to expect. We joked that it would be a series of double beds, stacked on top of each other. We weren’t far off. We had our own pod complete with bed, beating Megabus or National Express by a country mile. We had a quick stop for ice cream en route, arriving to an AirBnB which didn’t quite look like it’s pictures in real life. The AirBnB pictures made it look rustic and ornate; what we found however was a mouldy, lime green room, with no windows and dust everywhere. We nicknamed it “The Morgue” largely because of the dark draped curtains which separated the bed. The morgue like feel we found ourselves in, prompted us to head for dinner as quickly as we could, in search of a rooftop and some air.

Our first night in the morgue brought the first bout of “Delhi Belly” for Kelsey and we were awoken by music blasting from a Hindu Temple. Craving some natural daylight, Kelsey navigated tummy wobbles and we made our own walking tour around the imposing Fort, the Blue City and a pristine temple in the hills. All the while, we tried our best to “stay away from dog” which was the simple, but difficult to follow, advice given by our Travel Nurse.

Jodhpur – India’s Blue City
Tom and a Tuk Tuk

Our second night in the morgue meant that it was Tom’s turn for Delhi Belly, after gloating a little to friends that he had the stomach of an ox that very day. Both in recovery mode, we had one of our slowest days yet, walking a mere 300 steps to a peaceful cafe. Powered by orange juice and pancakes, it was time for Sleeper Bus #2, giving us an opportunity for mid-afternoon naps which proved to be a perfect antidote to wobbly tummies. Arriving in Ajmer on a dirt road, after a protracted negotiation with a Tuk Tuk driver, we arrived in the town of Pushkar. Our AirBnB in Pushkar was the day to the night of Jodhpur; our room was spotlessly clean, with huge windows overlooking flower fields and the hills surrounding the town.

The famous Pushkar steps, filled with circus performers and artists as the sun sets 🌅

With increased energy levels, we were ready to explore Pushkar the following day. Pushkar felt like a welcome relief after the closeness of Rajasthan so far; a notch down on the proverbial Indian gear system. We meandered through the markets in town, hiked to a mountain Hindu Temple, practised our yoga and relaxed on the infamous sunset steps, watching performers practising their Poi and circus skills.

After the peace of Pushkar, we upped the pace in our travel to Jaipur – India’s pink city. We thought it was more orange than pink, but we decided it was best not to argue. Our main excursion here was to Amber Fort, a well preserved and architecturally stunning monument from the glorious days of Rajput rule in Rajasthan.

Hawa Mahal (Palace of Winds) at night
Inside the Amber Fort, Jaipur

Bharatpur was our next destination. We found Bharatpur essentially by sticking a pin in a map somewhere near to Agra for the Taj Mahal. The pin landed in a good place as Bharatpur became a surprise highlight of our trip. Bharatpur is home to Keoladeo National Park, an 11sqm reserve which is home to over 360 species of bird and 380 floral species. We were able to cycle around the park, a neat square of complete peace and tranquility. We tried our best to integrate with the small crews of birders and twitchers, casually overhearing their conversation which helped us identify what exactly we were looking at. We also practised our best wildlife photography. We established quickly that wildlife photography is very difficult and spent at least half an hour trying to pap a Kingfisher who evaded us on a number of occasions. The picture below is our best shot, amongst a series of grainy others which will appear in our “Bloopers” album.

A Kingfisher caught a fish 🎣
Twitching in Bharatpur 🦢 🐦 🦅

After tranquility in Bharatpur, we planted our feet firmly back on the tourist trail. We had planned a whistle-stop tour of Fatehpur Sikri and the Taj Mahal in one day. We were so keen that we were literally the first tourists to arrive in Fatehpur Sikri. Fatehpur Sikri is a magnificent fortified ancient city, once the short lived capital of the Mughal empire between 1572 and 1585, during the reign of Emperor Akbar. Today, a stunning mosque and three palaces built in honour of Akbar’s favourite wives still remain. Being the first tourists of the day to view the red sandstone buildings was something special.

Jama Mosque, Fatehpur Sikri 🕌
Fatehpur Sikri Palaces

As we were leaving Fatehpur Sikri, the roar of a jet engine filled the sky. Looking up, we saw that there were two jets and figured out pretty quickly that this was Air Force One. Donald and Melania Trump were visiting India on a state visit and as we drew closer to the Taj Mahal, we could see that there had been quite the fanfare the day prior. The streets were lined with triple life size cut outs of Mr Trump and in a variety of poses; Trump looking a little pensive, Trump looking a little jowling and Trump looking a little intimidating.

Trump looking a little intimidating with a less than impressed Kelsey

After thumbs down pictures with Trump, we entered the Taj Mahal complex. Our first glimpse of Taj itself was magical; it’s hard not to be impressed by the architectural magnificence and opulence of the entire grounds. Every human body paled into insignificance in the sheer size of the building.

Following in the footsteps of The Trumps
Taj from the side 📷

After plenty of photos with most angles of the Taj, we moved south to Gwalior and onwards to Orchha, a small town near Jhansi. The word ‘Orchha’ means ‘hidden palace.’ The town itself lives up to its name, slightly off the tourist trail, filled with breathtaking palaces, built in the sixteenth and seventeenth century. By this point, after a couple of weeks on the Rajasthan Tourist Ramble, we were ready for somewhere with a more relaxed feel. Here in Orchha, we found exactly what we needed. We were able to walk freely alongside the Betwa River, amongst the fields, marvelling at the glory of the buildings with not a car horn to be heard.

River Betwa, Orchha

After a relaxing two nights in Orchha, we headed in a Tuk Tuk back to Jhansi station for our final Indian train ride to Khajuraho. We settled into our sleeper pod for a long journey. It was dark when we rolled into Khajuraho and we were met by our Airbnb host in yet another Tuk Tuk. After a night’s sleep and another fairly bland breakfast, we entered the famous Khajuraho temple complex and were instantly impressed. The temples are famous for their intricate carvings and erotic symbolism. They have been exquisitely preserved and offer a lot to marvel, laugh and gasp at! We had to head off to the airport quickly, so we went back to base and caught a tuk tuk to the airport, heading to our final Indian destination.

One of Khajuraho’s less erotic stone-carved temples
Kelsey and a Khajuraho Temple

The journey started out rocky thanks to a bizarre checking procedure whereby our bags were wrapped, locked and tied before being dropped at the counter. The agent then said we needed to remove one kilo from each bag unless we wanted to be charged an unclear amount of money. Importantly, we were assured that this efficient process was in place in over 25 Indian airports. This queued a cumbersome process of removing items from a vacuum sealed, tied up bag, all in slightly grumpy fashion.

Varanasi Ganga River Worship Ceremony ☂️

Once we’d made it to Varanasi, we eased back into a familiar India chaos. On the first evening we stumbled upon thousands of people watching the famed River Worship ceremony. We thought that maybe this was a major festival drawing unprecedented crowds; mistaken, it was an every night occurrence community gathering. We had been warned about Varanasi: “not for the faint hearted” said lonely planet. While accurate, we were ready for it and we absorbed the vibrant colours, beeping horns and crammed markets. We strolled along the ghats, dodging dogs and cows, and observed the very public Hindu cremation ceremonies. This was, without a doubt, the most overwhelming, foreign and strangely beautiful ritual we had the privilege of witnessing while traveling. The chaos of Varanasi persisted while, hour after hour, more bodies we brought down to fires along the river for cremation in a deliberately public ceremony. The final evening, we took a boat along the Ganges and saw, from the peaceful waters, everything we had been walking through: the ghats, the burning ceremonies, the river worship crowds, and realised how lucky we’d been to experience this vibrant Holy city as the finale to our passage through India. We were grateful for everything we’d experienced in this diverse country and ready for our early morning flight to India’s mountainous neighbour, Nepal.

Manikarnika Ghat, Varanasi
Our final boat ride of our adventure 🚣‍♀️

🇺🇬 Uganda 🇺🇬

Our trip to Uganda started with a bang, literally. Tom and a rather large backpack were sent flying down the aisle of the coach into the lap of another passenger, as the coach came to an abrupt stop in Jinja, Uganda. Awkward apologies given, we were dropped on a roadside in the dark. We could see only the bright lights of an African-restaurant chain. Hungry, we took shelter in the restaurant, ate what we now call “Muzungo (foreigner) food” and called a cab to take us to Explorers River Camp where we arrived late at night.

We tried to get as much sleep as possible as we needed optimum energy levels for our rafting trip the next day. Jinja is the famed source of the River Nile and also therefore source of some Grade 5 mega-rapids. Although some river re-engineering through damming has taken out a large number of rapids, we still had a spectacular day. We felt in safe hands with Juma, our guide, who kayaked for Team Uganda in the London 2012 Olympics. We tasted Nile Water quickly into our rafting trip as our entry point into the river (and our boat) was through a 20 metre speed-slide, as demonstrated by Tom.

Speed sliding into the Nile, supervised by two Ugandan children

After a very quick safety briefing and demonstration of how not to paddle, our group pushed our way down the Nile, laughing at Juma’s many jokes. Our first rapid was a Grade 5 – defined as “extremely long, obstructed and/or very violent.” This was somewhat an exhilarating baptism of fire into the world of rafting.

We are somewhere in this boat 🚣‍♀️

After a few rapids where miraculously we managed to stay afloat, we tried riding a natural “Playwave” on a body board. This time, falling off was inevitable although Kelsey managed to keep afloat longer than Tom and seemingly enjoyed it more based on the pictures below.

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Post lunch and jumping into the Nile, we retreated back to the relatively safe space of our boat, with our boat team and Juma. On our final rapids, we experienced our first boat flip as one of the rapids finally got the better of us. It was bound to happen. We loaded ourselves with far too much Nile water than we cared for and were sent floating fast from the swell down to a group of Safety Kayakers who were thankfully waiting for us downstream.

We think the flip was on this rapid 💦
Kelsey jumping into the Nile

Back on board, with heartbeats back within normal range, we meandered our way down stream with our final rapid of the day done. We had well earned beers with our boat crew on the bus en-route back to our hostel, where we settled in for the evening.

Naturally, we stayed on dry land the following day, drank tasty Ugandan coffee (instead of Nile water) and had some massages overlooking the river. We explored the local food huts, learning that a ‘Rolex’ in Uganda is not an incredibly expensive watch, but instead a chapati and omelette rolled up together. This became a new breakfast treat. It turned out that this uber relaxed morning was a good thing, as on our trip to Kampala we experienced traffic on par with our experiences in Dar-Es-Salaam. We could dwell on the traffic, or the live chickens we saw strapped uncaged on the top of a minibus, but the saving grace was that the countryside surroundings were idyllic and our next camp, Via Via Entebbe, was probably one of our favourite places so far.

Via Via, Entebbe – Glamping ⛺️

Via Via redefined “Glamping” for us, with scented tents on a hillside overlooking a lake filled with birds. We were the definition of leisurely here, walking around the town of Entebbe, visiting the Botantical Gardens on the shores of Lake Victoria and powering through some reading. As per our “new normal” in every African country, we spent more time than we wished in a phone shop, trying to navigate the convoluted process of buying a Sim Card. We rewarded ourselves this time with ice cream to numb the pain.

Entebbe Botanical Gardens 🌲 🌳

Although we could have stayed many days longer at Via Via, it was time for us to leave, travelling north west to Queen Elizabeth National Park. This meant it was time for another bus or two, accompanied by yet another set of African music videos. By now, we were becoming experts at recognising the likes of Diamond Platnumz, Harmonize and Nandy – big hitters in Afrobeats, 2019. Although we couldn’t understand most of the lyrics, we spent our time trying to interpret the stories behind the videos, taking it in turns to explain our interpretation of the video to the other. We’ll probably never know if we were successful, but it helped pass the many hours.

We finally reached Kasese after one of our longest and hottest bus days, taking a taxi – without music videos – to Bush Camp, our home for the next few nights. Bush Camp was situated along the Kazinga Channel in the National Park, connecting two large African lakes, Lake George and Lake Edward. The channel which is 32km long is also home to one of one of the largest concentrations of hippos in the world and many crocodiles.

Home of the 🦛 – Bush Camp

At night, after four course dinners around the campfire, guards escorted us back to our tents, in case we met any hippo friends on the way back. Although we thought this may be a little excessive on night one – as there were no hippos in sight – night two proved to us exactly why this was needed. Minutes before sleep, we could hear the chomping and teeth grinds of a female hippo pulling off large strands of grass literally metres from our tent. We lay in our bed, covers up to eyes, as we watched and heard this very hungry hippo slowly move around our tent for over an hour, pulling off the best bits of grass she could find. There are no pictures to prove this unfortunately, but the memory will live with us.

When there has been an opportunity to visit a hospital on our trip so far, we’ve taken it. Bush Camp was near Kagando Hospital, a place where Tom’s work colleague, Dr. Chris Harris (Consultant Neonatologist, King’s College) spends some of his time each year supporting the team. Chris kindly introduced us to Dr. Mary Munyagwa, Medical Director for Kagando Hospital and a Consultant Paediatrician. We took our first trip on a Boda-Boda (motorbike) through the Ugandan hills to reach Kagando. Mary took us on a tour of the whole hospital site, talked us through how the Ugandan healthcare system worked and all of the projects ongoing. This place was brimming with innovation, especially with ideas about how to better fund its services with the support of the local community. It clearly plays such a pivotal role to the people of Kagando and has a very bright future ahead.

A picture with some of Team Kagando

Aside from visiting hospitals, the remainder of our time in QE was spent searching for animals. Although sadly we didn’t find any lions, we saw a copious amount of hippos, families of elephants (including babies), buffalo, roebuck and tremendous numbers of birds, including Uganda’s National Bird, the Crested Crane. The river safari along the Kazinga Channel was a real highlight, watching the animals quietly appear through the trees before splashing in the water.

🐘 and 🐃 sharing a drink
A majestic looking 🦌 at Queen Elizabeth National Park
On the 👀 for 🦛 and 🐊

Continuing the Uganda water theme we seemed to have established, our next and final stop was to Lake Bunyoni. Lake Bunyoni in the south west of the country has 29 islands of all different shapes and sizes, dotted across the water. After taking a taxi to one of the island docks, we hopped into a dugout canoe, made from a eucalyptus tree. With the help of a strong armed canoer, we rowed ourselves around 4km to Byoona Amagara, perched on one of the islands. We stayed in a Geodome, an open faced, straw-roofed hut overlooking the lake. Byoona Amagara is a strong contender for “best view we have woken up to.”

Our Geodome at Byoona Amagara
One of the 29 islands on Lake Bunyoni

We spent our time swimming in the lake, walking and canoeing around the islands. Our excitement was high as this lake was crocodile, hippo and water-borne disease free and so we made the most of it. We took a guided canoe trip around the islands, mainly to avoid the widely famed “Muzungo Corkscrew” – this is where white people / foreigners (Muzungo) end up going around in circles in their canoes, struggling to figure out where they are on the lake. The help of our guide meant we visited Bwama Island – reputable for hosting leper’s at the height of the leprosy scourge in the 1940s – and Punishment Island – a place where pregnant women out of wedlock were banished. We learnt from our guide that his own great-grandmother was a Punishment Island survivor, as he explained to us how the practice started and thankfully ended.

Crested Crane – 🇺🇬 National Bird

Our friends Jessica and Tim told us that we should look out for a “man named John who catches crayfish” around Byoona. Sure enough, on our very first morning walk, we met John who had been catching crayfish that morning. We took him up on his offer to cook for us and we had delicious crayfish in his home, with his family, as the rain set in outside.

Kelsey enjoying crayfish 🇺🇬

Our final day in Uganda was momentous as it included our final African border crossing and final African long haul bus. The bus didn’t disappoint and we had more Diamond Platnumz as our soundtrack for our journey into Rwanda and a meet up with Kelsey’s parents.

🇰🇪 Kenya 🇰🇪

Our first stop in Kenya was to Diani Beach, an hour south of Mombasa. Unlike other journeys, this one went without a hitch. Our bus made no unscheduled stops 😲. We had reserved seats 😯. There were no distracting beeping sounds 🤗. It felt like luxury. As we arrived into Kenya however, we weren’t the most popular people in the border office as the coach driver pulled us both right to the front of the immigration queue, in front of over 100 patiently waiting people. We were those annoying travellers who needed a complex visa with a driver who wanted to make a speedy exit. Sooner than we anticipated, we became the proud owners of an East African Visa – allowing us entry to Kenya, Uganda and Rwanda.

Our driver dropped us on a roadside just outside Diani Beach and we Tuk-tuk’ed down to Masai Paradise Cottages – our home for the next couple of nights. Our home was a little shabbier than the pictures on booking.com looked and we didn’t have any hot water. We were told the water was simply “not working today.” It became clear however that hot water wasn’t working any of the days as the bathroom didn’t have a hot water tap installed 🤷‍♂️🤷🏻‍♀️. Our host guaranteed us however that we would have hot water tomorrow. We remained sceptical. Credit where it’s due, the very next day, we arrived back to find workmen in our room who were installing very very hot water, but with cold water taken away. 🤷‍♂️🤷🏻‍♀️. Water problems aside, we spent most of our time swimming, walking and eating tasty food on the beach. Our main challenge was trying to keep our food out of grasp of a brazen group of cheeky monkeys. We began to get into the festive spirit as families and groups of friends began to descend on the beach for Christmas cheer. To kick off our own festive cheer, we ate dinner in a cave – Ali Barbour’s Cave Restaurant – a real highlight of Diani.

Diani Beach 🏝
The guy on the left of this pic, we think, had a few too many pre-Christmas drinks 🍸

Our next stop was to the highly-anticipated Lamu Island, a quick flight from Mombasa Airport. We arrived at Manda Airport on a small propeller plane, where a boat was waiting for us to take us to Shela, situated at one corner of Lamu. Our boat, named Taylor Swift, was Lamu’s equivalent of the Heathrow Express. On the Taylor Swift, we passed by Beyoncé and Lady Gaga too as we bounced our way across the ocean looking at lines of hilltop white houses and slow walking donkeys on the shore. After a short walk through cobbled streets, passing yet more donkeys, we arrived at our whitewashed AirBnB – Shela Island Hotel.

Lamu Old Town
On Lamu, as there are no cars, Uber is by boat instead 🚤

We had the top two floors of a tower, with a beautiful view of the intricate maze below. It even had a hammock and a choice of four different beds. Space was not an issue in this place. Within a couple of hours, we’d had our first taste of Swahili curry and prawns, had a Christmas Eve drink at Peponi Hotel and had already vowed to return again. We realised at about 6pm on Christmas Eve that we hadn’t bought any Christmas presents for each other. We gave ourselves a 45 minute deadline and a $20 budget to find gifts. This Supermarket Sweep style of last minute Christmas shopping was the most pleasant either of us had ever experienced, beating Oxford Street, Stoneridge Mall and Coventry City Centre by a mile.

‘‘Twas the night before Christmas 🎄

After exchanging hastily bought gifts, a priority for Christmas Day was to find ourselves a bottle of wine. This was no mean feat on an island where the public sale of alcohol is virtually banned. After some googling, we found out that alcohol purchases were only available in the police station. Following the blue dot on our map to Lamu Town, we arrived at a police compound with a series of huts. One of these huts had a surprisingly wide selection of spirits, wine and beer, neatly arranged in size order. Without a corkscrew, we found the best screw top bottle of red wine we could find along with a bottle of local gin.

Police station 🍺 🍷

With wine successfully bagged and after a meander around the laid-back Lamu Town, we had a beach walk, a Margareita (why not?) and prepared for our Christmas Dinner at Peponi Hotel. Although no pigs and blankets in sight, we had a wonderful meal, with Kelsey declaring her sushi as “heavenly.” Our friends Natalia and Nick had even sent us a Christmas present of a bottle of wine, brought to our table as a surprise mid meal.

Toasting 🍾 from Nick and Natalia 🎄

As well as its donkeys, Lamu is famed for its majestic Dhows. No Lamu trip would be complete without a sail on one and so we took a trip out on the water on Boxing Day. Tom’s skin and sun don’t go together too well and the thought of a day in the blitzing sun on the ocean unnerved him so much that he took a sheet from one of the four beds to wrap around him on the boat for prospective cover. Bag packed, complete with bedsheet, we were sailed to a beach on Manatoto, where we swam and snorkelled. We watched too as our guides caught our lunch – a mammoth fish – fresh from the water. This was expertly cooked on a coal fire on the Dhow. We later discovered that it’s not uncommon to catch fish in excess of 100kg around Lamu Island which was fairly mind blowing to two fishing novices. You will be pleased to know that sunblock sufficed and the bedsheet was not needed, staying in the bag.

Fresh fish on the Dhow 🐟
Dhow chill
Kelsey on the 🏖

Lamu is the type of town where you are almost more likely to see a donkey than a human. Even when you can’t see one, you can often hear one, nay’ing in a quiet corner of a narrow alley. We became quickly used to the donkey nays along with the animated chatter in the streets below and the call to prayer which became our soundtrack to Lamu island. As well as the sounds, we became a little obsessed with Lamu food. We asked our new favourite eatery, Sea Souq, if they could hone our culinary skills. We were kindly hosted by them for a morning, in their home, learning to make Swahili curry and chapati which involved lots of impressive flipping and knife skills (less so by us, more so by our host). We became a little obsessed too with the brilliant morning yoga sessions at Banana House.

Kelsey using the coconut shredder 🥥

Our time in Lamu felt like a true holiday within a holiday. We loved it so much that we already talked dates about when we can return and completed an AirBnB search of other places we could stay. We left Lamu and its donkeys behind, feeling recharged after a fairly busy few weeks, by backpacker standards at least.

Next stop – Nairobi. We stayed at another great AirBnB, hosted by an US expat, Anne and her family. This was situated in the hills of Karen, an area named after Karen Blixen – author of ‘Out of Africa.’ Our time here was short and so we focussed it on the area of Karen itself, visiting the Karen Blixen Museum and hiking in the Ngongo Hills. We also found what must be the world’s largest Carrefour supermarket. It’s amazing how exciting a supermarket shop for bug spray and shower gels can be after being out of large cities for so long.

We returned to our new normality the very next day, travelling to Lake Naivasha where we would see in the new year. We stayed at Camp Carnelly’s on the shores of the lake, with hippos for company. A highlight of Lake Naivasha was Hells Gate National Park, where we were able to cycle freely with zebra, monkeys and impale. Most of our lunch was gobbled by a group of baboons, who joined us at our picnic table.

Reflections on Lake Naivasha
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The final part of our Kenya trip was particularly special, deserving of a blog in its own right. Tom’s Great Aunt, Sr Agnes Cleary, originally from Tipperary, Ireland lived in northern Kenya, near Kisumu, for over fifteen years until she sadly passed away from malaria in 2003. In her fifteen years living in Kenya, Agnes built two schools and developed health centres in the communities of Bolo and Muhoroni, with her great friends and colleagues in the Sisters of Mercy mission. We visited Sr Vincent Finnerty in the small sugarcane farm community of Muhoroni, around 60km from Kisumu. The surroundings of Muhoroni are simply beautiful, a multitude of shades of green enveloping the hills as far as the eye can see.

🌈 in Muhoroni

After the sudden departure of Agnes and another friend, Sr. Mairead (also from malaria), Vincent continued efforts in Muhoroni alone, finishing the work that was started in 2003. Vincent is still there today, expertly leading the operations of a community hospital, maternity unit and palliative care centre. Brick by brick, the school and health centres have been built up over the years. St Agnes Muhoroni Primary School is still in existence today, with over 700 pupils and some of the best results in the local area. We met the Headteacher for St Agnes as it is today, who gave us a tour of the building, just days before another 700 pupils would start the new year. Vincent showed us the wonderful work of the hospital in preventing HIV and caring for people in their final days, respecting local custom and tradition of many tribes in the area. We spent some time with the team at the hospital and also out and about in the local cafes of Muhoroni, drinking soda. Kelsey even became Digital Content Manager for the hospital, creating a website to promote the work of the mission (to follow).

St Agnes – Muhoroni Primary School – Tom with Sr Vincent Finnerty
Kelsey and Sr Vincent outside St Vincent de Paul Hospital 🏥
The laboratory team 🔬 🧫

As the only Muzungo’s (foreigners) in the village, there was lots of curiosity around our visit, handshakes and some picture snapping. When we explained why we were there, it was clear Agnes was still known for her work, all these years on. On our final day, we had an early rise to attend a church service which started at 7am. Tom was asked by the parish priest, Fr Oscar, to do a greeting to the community and talk about memories of Sr Agnes which was a real honour. The church service was filled with music and dancing, with a group of ‘animators’ who came to life in the many hymns.

A greeting from Tom 👋

Tom had always planned to make a visit to Kenya to see Agnes and her work, inspired by her energy and passion when she returned to Ireland / England in the summer holidays. Whilst she sadly was not there to welcome us, we had the most wonderful welcome from Vincent and the local community who took us under their wing in more ways than one. We vowed to return again and also pledged to start a fundraising campaign to purchase an ambulance for the community. It’s one of the final pieces of Vincent’s very large and ever expanding jigsaw puzzle, crafted over the years with love. Without an ambulance, at the moment, everything is dependent on goodwill and things being in the right place at the right time, which isn’t always the case. There are no guarantees that patients or expectant mothers can be transferred in quick time to where they need to be. This might include an expectant mother, with complications, who needs to travel to Kisumu instead to deliver her baby. It might include too a young child, brought to the hospital for immediate life saving treatment after an accident, who also needs the input of more specialist doctors elsewhere. We need to raise £17,000 to make happen and the hard work starts when we return!

Goodbye 🇰🇪, Hello 🇺🇬

🇹🇿 Tanzania 🇹🇿

You guessed it – our first mode of transport in Tanzania was yet another bus. We counted and on our journey to Mbeya – around 100km from the border – the bus stopped over fifty times. As the bus stopped to let people on and off, sticks of freshly charred corn on the cob on spears, crisps and fruit would pop through the open windows. This was “at seat” service to a new level in amongst the slightly chaotic happenings inside the bus. We learnt some Swahili from a fellow passenger next to us – a fitting welcome to a new country. We also watched as a woman bought a stack of bananas from a seller to later in the journey trade with another seller for two bags of freshly cooked chips, wrapped in newspaper. The bus erupted in laughter, we think, like us, marvelling at the ingenuity.

At seat 🍌 service

Arriving at Mbeya, we hailed a Tuk Tuk to take us to our homestay for the night – Tesha Home. We checked with the driver that he knew where this was “yes..yes…Tesha I know it well.” As we arrived into the town however it became abundantly clear the driver had no idea where Tesha was and we spent half an hour knocking on big houses in a neighbourhood. We were eventually greeted at Tesha by Asha who kindly settled us in and even took us to City Pub for dinner – a local Mbeya nightclub where we had chicken, rice and beans – the Tanzanian equivalent of British Fish and Chips.

The following morning we set off with another misguided Tuk Tuk driver to find some cafes we had recommended to us. There we met some Peace Corps Volunteers embarking on their journey home for Christmas. We picked up some more recommendations for our next 10 days, scribbling down notes which soon turned into an essay. We flew to Dar Es Salaam, Africa’s fastest growing city, with a connection planned to the island of Zanzibar.

Things turned a little messy in Dar. With a five hour layover, we thought we’d check out the city and it’s food by taking an Uber into town from the airport. This was all fine until we hit gridlock and our five hours dwindled rapidly. Things were moving nowhere as more cars piled onto the highway. We reached the point where we had to turn back to the airport, never reaching our destination. Effectively, we spent 3 hours in an Uber exploring Dar in the dark, as shown by our location map on Polarsteps

Low point of the trip so far – traffic jam in Dar 🚗 🚘 🚙 🚛 🚛

We returned to the airport, settled for a plate of chips for Dinner #1 and boarded our flight to Zanzibar. After fifteen minutes in the air and after all the traffic, this felt like a breeze. We arrived at Antonio Garden Hotel late at night, but still with time to have Dinner #2 at Lukmann Restaurant which became a firm favourite of ours over the coming days with an array of curries, rich pilau and fresh chipati.

The view from a Stonetown rooftop at sundown 🌅

We spent our first day in Stonetown simply wandering the narrow streets and alleyways, becoming hooked pretty quickly on the aromas of Swahili cooking, the sounds of the call to prayer and the vibrancy of the shops. Although small, it’s like a giant maze. This is a big part of its charm however. On the first day, Tom found a T-Shirt that he liked but didn’t buy it. A few days later, we’d spend nearly two hours trying to retrace our steps to buy the T-Shirt in the Stonetown heat. We were close to admitting defeat but on the very final alley we tried, we found what we’d been looking for.

Drinks at Emerson Spice Rooftop
Zanzibar Coffee House ☕️

We had only planned for Stonetown to be a two night stop before the beaches of Jambiani. We decided however there was more to explore and so we made plans to return a few days later. We moved (very slowly) east on a Dalla Dalla across the island for our next stop – Jambiani Beach. The bumpy journey was worth it and we arrived at Uhuru Beach – our home for the next few days – to the bluest waters we had ever seen. We finished another travel day with a tasty BBQ and Masaai dancing.

Tide out at Jambiani with a Dhow in the distance

Our time in Jambiani was spent beach walking and swimming in hot waters. Tom found that the water in the Indian Ocean was hotter than some properties he had rented over the years in London (particularly Allison Road, c.2011). The tides at Jambiani were impressive – at night, you would be metres from the edge of the water. The following morning, you’d need to walk out across little pools of bright blue water for 15 minutes to find the first crash of waves.

Floating Kelsey in the Indian Ocean
Standing Tom in the Indian Ocean

Leaving the blue of Jambiani behind, we returned to Stonetown for more dinners at Lukkman, Nutella pizzas at the Forodhani Food Market, Coconut breads at Stonetown Cafe, rooftop chilling and travel planning. We also took a Spice Tour, heading to a plantation to learn about local spices and fruits. To round things off we were presented with some new headwear made from some of the plants. The following day, it was time for some practicalities including a haircut for Tom – a momentous occasion.

New headgear for Tom 🌱

We waved goodbye to Stonetown, bound for Dar (again). We hoped this time to have a relatively traffic free experience. We didn’t, but it was certainly more interesting than previous. Our first stop was to the Ubungo Bus Terminal to buy tickets to our next destination, Lushoto. After a few failed conversations over WhatsApp with various people to purchase a ticket, we eventually asked our taxi driver to help us navigate the complexity of Ubungo – a bus terminal not famed for its convenience or ease. We arrived late at night – in the dark again – to a bus station teeming with people, cargo, hundreds of coaches and a series of huts selling tickets. Think London Victoria Coach Station x 1000. The most confusing thing was that it was really difficult to work out who did what in this very convoluted process. Most of the buses we were told were full and we’d need to come back at 5am the following morning. Miraculously, a man who had latched onto us – very unclear of role – had found us a conductor for one of the bus companies we had in mind and within minutes we were the proud owners of paper tickets to Lushoto. It was all about finding the right person.

After a quick sleep in Slow Leopard Hostel, we came back to the bus terminal the following morning. Our mission was to find the red coach we needed amongst all of the other hundreds of coaches, lots of them red. After a bit of hassle with a man attempting to charge us unnecessarily for our luggage, we settled into our seats on the coach, with cookies for breakfast. One by one, each coach left the terminal after what we think was some sort of protest. We left just after 7am, with music videos in the background for company and a constant beeping from the dashboard which seemed to come on when the coach went over 50kph. The beeping and the 78 music videos accompanied us all the way to Lushoto. We were even lucky enough to see some of the music videos twice we were on the bus that long.

The views from Lawns Hotel 💐

We arrived in a lush, green and leafy Lushoto in the afternoon, hiking our way to Lawns Hotel. Lawns is one of the oldest hotels in the region and reminded us of a cosy alpine ski lodge. It was the perfect base for hiking up and down the Usambara Mountains which had some spectacular viewpoints. We guided ourselves to Irente Viewpoint, stopping for lunch at Irente Farmhouse for some much needed lunch. We were happy that it included lots of cheese! Cheese aside, Irente had amazing views of the valley below and we were lucky to have such a great view all to ourselves. We could even see the feint outline of Kilimanjaro in the distance.

Irente Viewpoint – Pano 📷

The following day, we took a hike with a guide, Sam, to Kasese waterfall. Sam explained to us all about the history of Lushoto, it’s German influences and diversity of people and religions. We quickly learn that Sam was a tremendous spotter of Chameleons, often far in the distance. We had a little hold of the creatures who were surprisingly content to climb on us.

Tom and a chameleon
Kelsey and a chameleon
A walk with Sam 🏃‍♂️

We found a local friendly pizzeria for “Muzungu” food at Mamma Mia Pizzeria. We ate there for each of our three nights. After Kelsey enquired about cookies on nights one and two, no cookies were available. Mamma Mia baked some especially for us for our final night.

The final portion of our Tanzania trip (of course!) involved another bus. This one started promising, with a hum of reggae inspired Christmas carols to start the journey, spreading some festive cheer. The six hour journey however was stop-start-stop-start and we arrived in Tanga with numb body parts and a little bleary eyed. After some strong sales pitches by Tuk Tuk drivers as we arrived into Tanga bus station, we eventually arrived at our stopover for the night – Safehouse. Safehouse was an odd little green house sitting at the top of a tree, propped up by scaffolding, complete with fish tank and live tree on the inside. The whole area around it was a little under construction and so it certainly proved one of the more unique places we had stayed. Still, it was comfortable for a one night stop over and our hosts were remarkably helpful, booking our onward bus tickets, helping us navigate the complicated task of topping up a Tanzanian mobile phone and making us a giant tasty breakfast the following morning, preparing us well for another bus ride and border crossing…

🇲🇼 Malawi 🇲🇼

We had our earliest wake-up so far for our travel day to Malawi. So early that we were the first people to arrive at Livingstone Airport. So early too that Tom had to find somebody in a hi-visibility jacket to see if there was any coffee. With coffee eventually found, we boarded the smallest plane of our lives for our first flight, so close that we could tap our pilot on the shoulder if we wanted to. We eventually arrived in Lilongwe, Malawi’s capital a few hours later after a quick stop in Lusaka.

About to board the tiny ✈️

We were met at Lilongwe by Andrew from Anake Taxi Services, our driver to Nkhata Bay, on the shores of Lake Malawi. He even had a sign for us at arrivals. This doesn’t happen to us very often and so was very exciting. We chatted to Andrew about Malawi education and healthcare (of course!) and learnt lots about the political picture in Malawi as we drove through hill top towns and villages. We were struck by how alive Malawi felt, the palpable energy of the people we saw and the wonderful spirit there seemed to be in each of the communities we passed. Our drive was long, but Andrew and some slightly weird custard creams for snacks made for good company.

We arrived in Nkhata Bay late in the evening to Aqua Africa, our base for the night. First stop was to have a taste of local Chambo (fish) at one of the cafes in town. To accompany the fish, Kelsey chose the ‘special’ beer which turned out to be a bottle of ‘special brew.’ Whilst this wouldn’t be Kelsey’s drink of choice at home – very far from red wine – it was a refreshing end to a long day of travel.

Kelsey and her “special” drink 🍺

The main reason for our visit to Nkhata Bay was to pick up the “famous in Malawi” Ilala Ferry. This cargo / passenger ferry travels the length and breadth of Lake Malawi once a week, a vital method of connection between the various ports and villages. It’s famous for being late and having a fairly blasé approach to time generally, so much so that the ferry has been known to arrive even a day late. Is something still late if it’s more than a day late? Anyway, we scouted out opinion on when the ferry would arrive with locals and estimations / guesses ranged from 6pm that evening to 4am in the morning – a healthy ten hour window. Effectively, this told us that no one really knew and so we whiled away our day in Nkhata Bay visiting shops and cafes all along this port town. Everyone was super friendly and we had chats with lots of locals who were as intrigued about our Ilala Trip as we were.

Eventually after a really tasty dinner of chicken satay at Aqua Africa, it was time for us to board around 8pm. We arrived at the port to a flurry of activity. Boxes of fruit, bags of maize, chickens and goats were being passed from person to person to take their place on the boat. We joined them and tried to find somebody who looked in charge. This was difficult. Eventually we found a waiter in the restaurant who kindly helped us to find our cabin, ticking our name off a simple printed list, typed in Times New Roman. There was no need to download an app to find a QR code or e-ticket for this ferry ride. Everything was simple but it worked. We had an explore of the ship and joined fellow travellers in the bar on the top-deck for another ‘special’ beer. Eventually after some hours watching the loading process, the ship gave some toots of its horn, some final cars and people hurried to load some things on and we sailed away into the night.

Cabin 3 – a little faded grandeur but a great home on the 🚢

Cabin 3 was lovely (see pictures) but located directly above what we think was the anchor. A few hours later, after some in and out sleep, the ship made its first stop at Chizumulu which meant lots of clinking and clanking of the anchor below our heads and the start of the reloading and unloading process. It took a good four hours for all of this to complete – apparently this is quick on Ilala time – and we eventually set sail for our stop, Likoma Island. We arrived at 6am the following morning. The lake and island looked beautiful. A crowd of smaller boats gathered around the Ilala ready to help escort us all off. We resorted to throwing our bags down into one of the smaller ships and jumping down ourselves, holding the shoulders of fellow travellers to keep ourselves upright. This was a good test of our core strength. The boat stuttered to shore and we finally made it to dry land after a little wade through water. We couldn’t find our taxi man Gilbert and as we no doubt looked a little lost, a Likoma island shopkeeper took us under her wing and found us a lift to Mango Drift Backpackers – our home for the next four nights.

The view from our hut at sunset 🌅

Mango Drift was beautiful – a line of huts directly on the beach overlooking Lake Malawi. We spent our time here away from it all reading, playing Monopoly Deal, SUP’ing (Stand Up Paddle Boarding), playing ‘Shithead’ with some hostellers and kayaking across the lake. We took daily wanders into the local town for some chambo, meeting lots of smiley people along our route. We concluded that Kelsey was a natural at SUP’ing, Tom less so.

SUPing on the lake 🏄‍♀️
Getting ready for a Monopoly Deal marathon 🏠 🏡

We were struck by how laid-back everything felt on the island – island time was definately a thing. We needed some WiFi on one day to do some travel planning. With no WiFi at Mango Drift we were told to talk to someone in ‘the second town’ called Davie because ‘he knew a lot about computers.’ When we asked how we could find Davie, we were told that everyone would know who he was. Sure enough, after a little search and some help from locals, we found WiFi. We were soon surrounded one by one by lots of children, keen to learn some English. With no teaching qualifications and an eager crowd, the best we could muster was for us to name different foods. Our new friends copied and repeated, mimicking our California / London and Coventry / London accents. A very impressive feat. The following day, we met more children as our kayaks were commandeered by a group of kids who had swam out to us and sat on top of our kayaks as we made our way to shore. We concluded from these experiences that Malawians genuinely must be some of the friendliest in the world.

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After a recharge on Likoma, we made preparations for Ilala Ferry – Round 2 back to Nkhata Bay. We took a small boat out to Ilala from the shore, with people and goats for company again and took our seats on top deck. As the sun descended, Kelsey introduced some of our Malawi friends to the rules of Monopoly Deal. We spent our time trading Old Kent Roads and Mayfair’s reminding us of London. Our fellow players were rather cut throat and we found ourselves towards the bottom of the leaderboard.

The array of cargo on the Ilala Ferry ⛴

After a one night stop over in Nkhata Bay, we left early the following morning bound for our next hill top destination – Mushroom Farm in Livingstonia. Our brilliant driver, Frank, carefully navigated us up a bumpy 10km road where we found a series of cabins nestled in the hillside, overlooking Lake Malawi and the Great Rift Valley. Mushroom Farm quickly became a firm favourite with its cooler air, great veggie food and spectacular views.

Hammocking in The Great Rift Valley 🏔

After lots of sea and travelling, we were ready for a big stretch of the legs and booked onto a guided walk / scramble to Malawi’s largest waterfall. Our guide MacDonald met us early the next morning, leading us down the mountain to a spectacular view of the Falls. We were joined by Marissa and Ludi, who were at the start of a really exciting trip cycling around Malawi.

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The peace and serenity of the waterfall was rudely interrupted by a text message from Lloyd’s Bank telling us that we needed to check something urgently on our account before 2.30pm. This meant that we needed WiFi and relatively quickly. We informed MacDonald of our problem, but this was a man with a plan – numerous plans in fact. MacDonald told us that he had two friends “who knew a lot about computers” – a man named George who worked in Livingstonia Hospital and a man named Harry who worked at the University of Livingstonia. He felt that they could help and so we hiked up hill for another few miles in search of George and Harry.

We found George first who happened to be a Data Manager in Livingstonia Hospital. We visited him in his office and soon found ourselves in deep conversation with him about the hospital and it’s services, it’s Outpatients Department, it’s data, it’s patient safety record (not quite but nearly.) The topics went on and we became fairly enthralled. It turned out that on the WiFi front however, George couldn’t help us. MacDonald looked confused as to why we looked so happy in failing with our WiFi quest. We explained to him that being able to visit the hospital was (weirdly) a real highlight for us.

Still in search, we trekked further up the hill – it was raining now – to find Harry at the University. We arrived to the University in exam season, students nervously walking around the very impressive neatly lawned campus. We toured various offices and rooms looking for Harry, MacDonald explaining what we needed. We visited the admissions office, the examinations office. the library, a boys dormitory and eventually an IT room. Harry was nowhere to be found but we were rescued by two very kind gentlemen who lent Kelsey a laptop to check what we needed. With checks done – Kelsey and Tom (1) – Lloyd’s Bank (0). After our 13 mile trek wandering to waterfalls and WiFi we were ready for wine, good food and planning our next few days with Ludi and Marissa.

Kelsey under the waterfall approximately 2 minutes before Lloyd’s Bank text
The WiFi hike 💻

We awoke on our final day in Malawi ready for another taxi ride and border. We were sad to wave goodbye to a country that had taken us under its wing and vowed on our journey down the mountain to come again one day. Frank returned and took us down the mountain, around 21 hairpin bends in his c.2000 Toyota Corolla, expertly navigating a road so bumpy stops needed to be made to heave rocks out of the way. A little nip of a rock meant we had a stop on the way down to fix a bumper. Frank, unphased, proceeded north where our journey became rockier – at least metaphorically.

Following the recent Malawian elections, there has been considerable dispute over the authenticity of the election result. This has sparked some protest at the establishment, including at police check points, causing some upset on the roads with traffic being halted. As we drove north, we heard lively chanting and encountered more trucks piled with people and flags. We slowed to a halt as the only road north was completely blockaded. The genius of Frank quickly became clear as he invited one of the leader-looking protestors into the car. In fact, this man happened to be the Chairman of this particular local protest. With power now in the vehicle, we sailed on past the blockade in the Toyota Corolla, Frank pumping his fist in the air to join with the cause. We dropped the Chairman a little further up the road after he explained to us what was going on.

Malawi, as all countries we had visited before it, had been a remarkably peaceful, friendly and objectively safe place to visit. We didn’t let the final few hours on Malawi soil taint our view. With clear roads ahead of us (thanks only to Frank) we made our way to the border. We waited at the border for about 30 minutes until our visa had been processed (code for someone writing freehand in our passports) and made our first steps onto Tanzanian soil.

👋 Malawi

🇿🇲 Zambia 🇿🇲

We said our goodbyes to Botswana and made our way for a pit stop in Zambia, en route to Malawi. Of course, the travel there formed one of the more interesting parts of our trip. Kelsey had a clear step-by-step plan of how to cross the Botswana / Zambia border. On arrival, after a few exit stamps in the passport, we arrived at the river crossing. Nothing was happening. After enquiring with a knowledgeable looking man in a Manchester United jersey – no hi-visibility jackets in sight at this crossing – he informed us that the boat across the river was “broken.” The bridge was also not yet functional. Free of time pressure, we idled away the minutes until we were offered a speedboat across the river, quickly piling on with other locals. Capacity of boat = 20. Number actually in boat = 40. Of course, the minute we set off in the speedboat, the ferry service miraculously recovered!

Kelsey found a kitty on day one in Zambia 🐈

We eventually made it to Livingstone and stayed in Victoria Falls Backpackers – our most “backpackery” hostel so far and the busiest town we had seen for a little while. We spent some time culturing up, visiting the the local print markets and the Livingstone Museum. We both learnt more about colonial history in our self-guided wander around the museum for an hour than we ever did in school or even university for Tom, strange as a History graduate. We also marvelled at the kooky (yet brilliant) taxidermy of all the animals we had seen on our trip so far.

To finish off our day which happened to be Thanksgiving, we had pasta and tomatoes in the hostel, very different to previous year feasts. Still, pasta proved to be fitting carb-loader for our adrenaline filled following day.

We decided to take the infamous Devil’s Pool tour of Victoria Falls. Devil’s Pool is basically a small pool, right at the summit of Victoria Falls found many years ago (who knows how?) by local fisherman. We took a speedboat ride across the river to Livingstone Island, with the incessant thrash of the Falls audible in the distance. We were accompanied by some fellow thrill seekers and importantly, our guide. This was not a self-guided type of tour. As our guide told us, a move towards the wrong current in the river would be, “a free ticket to the Indian Ocean, without a visa.”

Victoria Falls (view from Zimbabwe)

We swam out to the pool, little fish nibbling our toes, listening so attentively to our guide. We “relaxed” in one of the pools, water pumping it’s way up, down and around us until it was our turn to proceed to the edge of the Falls. The experience didn’t disappoint and was pretty incredible. We attempted our best poses with one of the guides holding onto our feet.

Trying to look “relaxed” at the edge of Victoria Falls

After all the exhilaration, we needed a stiff drink and luckily we had some G and Ts with a tasty lunch on Livingstone Island…followed by some 🍷 at The Livingstone Hotel to watch the sunset over the Falls. We had a dip in their pool which was a little more relaxing than our water based activity from earlier in the day. Kelsey regained top spot in the swimming race competition given the much larger pool.

Sunset drinks at The Livingstone Hotel

The following day, we craved something on dry land and so we took a wander into Zimbabwe for a few hours to Victoria Falls National Park. We waved at those in Devil’s Pool who we could see at the other side, with our feet now firmly planted on the ground.

In the afternoon, we joined a bike tour, led by Wezzy, of Local Cowboy Cycle Tours. This turned out to be a real highlight as we experienced village life in Zambia, meeting lots of local children and families, learning about the land and its industry outside of tourism. We learnt about the other side of life in and around Victoria Falls, away from the glitzy lodges and hotels. This was a real eye opening experience for us both.

Cycle selfie 🤳
Grains in a local Livingstone Market

On our cycle through the village, we were joined by Heather and Patrick, a really fun couple at the start of their Zambia / Botswana holiday. We had a great dinner at Cafe Zambezi with them later in the evening, sharing travel tips. In exchange for our Botswana highlights, Heather and Patrick persuaded us to think about heading to Burma with a “flex week” we have towards the end of our trip. We’re quickly learning that having a beer and chatting to others about our future plans is far superior to any other type of travel planning. 🗺

Botswana 🇧🇼

We decided that our Safari Leader competencies weren’t up to scratch and continued with our trip, as planned, to country number two – Botswana. This involved taking our first mode of public transport in Africa. We left with fellow traveller Clara and made our way to a bus station on the outskirts of Windhoek, to find it teeming with people. We arrived to a rickety minibus (complete with trailer) already over-flowing with bags of rice, boxes of fruit and cases of tools. Our bags joined this eclectic cargo, cushioned by a spare car bonnet and encased by a thin piece of tarpaulin. We took our seats with twelve other passengers with more packs of toilet roll and extra petrol for company and started our twelve hour journey. This seemed minuscule compared to the 30+ hour journey some of our fellow travellers were taking to Zimbabwe.

We bumped along for about 5 hours until we hit our first overland border and crossed into Botswana. This seemed to energise the group and we all got a picture at the crossing.

Border crossing (maybe Brexit will be all smily and happy like this?!?) 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷‍♂️

We set off again, this time with communal music on full blast – think reggae covers of modern pop including the likes of Adele, Westlife and Ed Sheehan for the next five hours.

We reached Old Bridge Backpackers in the town of Maun bleary eyed around midnight to the sound of what we learned later were hippos crashing into the water. We awoke the next morning to a hot Botswana sun. Kelsey went to get breakfast, with a clear plan for Tom to follow. About an hour later when Tom hadn’t appeared, Kelsey returned to our room to find that she had padlocked Tom inside the room, with no means of escape. With Tom unlocked from confinement and after breakfast attempt two, the rest of the day was spent catching up on washing (wandering isn’t all sunsets after all), Michelle Obama’s audio book and a surprisingly good Indian restaurant we found in town.

The next day we set off early to see the Okavango Delta – one of the main reasons for our visit to Botswana.

Cruising down the Okavango

We were taken on a two hour journey to a Mokoro Station, with an “African massage” en route – (N.B – African massage is the local term to describe the massage you receive when travelling on a bumpy road). We picked up Carlson, our Mokoro captain for the day and set off in our boat in the baking sun through the reeds, rushes and lily pads. Carlson was no more than eighteen but we put our trust in him to keep us safe along the crocodile infested waters. The Delta was stunningly beautiful. After an hour of serene floating, we docked ready for a safari walk on dry land. When we asked Carlson, do the animals ever hunt humans around these parts, his response was, “No…but a man from the village was chased and killed by an elephant just last week.”

Reeds, rushes and a Tom
Reeds, rushes and a Kelsey

With a little trepadation but full trust in Carlson, we set off on our walk. We saw countless giraffes, elephants, wildebeest, zebra, impale and hippos, learning how the giraffe, wildebeest and zebra work together to fend off predators. We rested for lunch watching a mother and son elephant take a mud bath and two giraffes play-fighting in the distance.

The delightful Delta

After this sheltered break, we started our criss-cross journey back. We were stopped only by passing elephants and buffalo drinking from the Delta, who powerfully darted away from us as we approached. To be within touching distance of these animals (if you had a really long arm) was incredible. Once we returned, after a flop from all the sun, we took an early dinner and met a great Dutch couple who we shared woes about Brexit and travel stories.

Our final day in Maun consisted of a great lunch at Tshilli Farm and the first sight of smashed avocado on the menu. After a wander around the local markets, we had an early dinner at our hostel ready for our second bus, this time overnight to take us north to Kasane. We arrived at the bus station, a hive of activity and colour at 9pm. Our drive this time started with a prayer that we would arrive safely, kindly explained to us by our brilliant driver. This was a refreshing change from the usual public transport announcements in the UK declaring that the card machine isn’t working, the train will be late and the only paninis left at the buffet cart are Tuna Mayonnaise.

The bus pushed on through the night, only being stopped abruptly by passing elephants. A young guy in front of us (who had enjoyed a few too many beers) felt the full force of this as he lurched out of his seat, fried chicken in hand. We then encountered a security checkpoint where Tom was told to take all of his shoes out of his bag to cross the checkpoint, for reasons which remain a little unclear.

We arrived at our next hostel, Elephant Trail, at 4.30am and flopped / napped until one of the hosts came to greet us at 7.30am in her dressing gown. We loved Elephant Trail as they found a place for our weary heads so early in the morning and we slept until lunch.

After a long power nap, we took a boat Safari on Chobe National Park which was fantastic. Our safari leader David seemed to love crocodiles in particular and it appeared we saw one at every turn, pearly whites on show. By the end of the trip we certainly felt that we had filled our crocodile quota.

Elephant friend taking a little drink
Look at the pearly whites on one of our crocodile friends
Chobe sunset

Namibia 🇳🇦

We made it to Heathrow without a hitch, but before departure we were already one debit card down (this was Tom’s – unsurprisingly). Our plane was also delayed causing us to miss our connection from Johannesburg to Windhoek. After a bit of tussling with British Airways, we were refunded and made our way to Namibia’s capital city but by a different airline. We reached our first hostel of the trip, Chameleon, and spent a lovely evening tasting Namibian beer and eating local game at Joe’s Beerhouse surrounded by funky memorabilia.

Our first Namibian Beer – Windhoek Draught

On our first morning, we were met by Daniel from Gecko Car Hire who introduced us to a Toyota 4×4 who would become our closest companion and home for the next sixteen nights. We nicknamed him Sossus. After a quick stop at a Namibian supermarket for essential supplies such as parmesan cheese, we arrived at our first campsite after many miles of gravel and sandy road. Little Sossus provided us with incredible views of the mountains and our first of sixteen super Namibian sunsets.

Kelsey models with Sossus our 4×4 camper

We were visited by an Oryx on our first night camping and awoke early to start our tour to Sesriem and Sossusvlei. The early departure was welcome as we explored the magnificent dunes around Sossusvlei before anyone else and had a great time sliding, rolling and awkwardly running down the dunes.

The famous Dune 45 at Sossusvlei

After attempting our first Braai at Little Sossus, we continued on our road trip through the desert (less bumpy this time) to our next destination in Swakopmund. We arrived at Gecko Ridge, the only campers in situ, and enjoyed poolside tranquility and meandering around this old colonial style seaside town. We took an excursion to Walvisbaai and saw our first glimpse of the Atlantic Ocean, a welcome reprieve after all the sand and heat. Gecko Ridge became famous as the place that Tom claimed his first swimming race victory against Kelsey (N.B – it was a very small pool).

We continued on to our next destination, north up the coast arriving at Cape Cross campsite – a place where desert meets sea. We took a wonderful beach walk. As novices around the Namibian animals, this beach walk turned into a light jog as we attempted to avoid a hyena, which turned out to be a harmless jackal.

Before we saw the hyena / harmless jackal

Our next destination, Spitzkoppe, awaited us and we returned to the gravel for a journey in-land, accompanied by our new favourite podcast, Reasons to be Cheerful. We learnt quickly that the world is small place on this journey. En route, we stopped for fuel for the car and fuel for us (coffee) at a tiny cafe in a tiny town, Hentiesbaai. We were the only people there until Tom noticed a familiar face walk in the door. Cat, a work colleague, and her partner Richard. The customer base of this small, off the beaten track cafe was 50% employees of King’s College Hospital. We established that we were staying at the same camp site for the following nights and enjoyed a Windhoek Beer, still in shock that a meeting like this could happen. As well as teaching us that all roads from Camberwell lead to Namibia, Spitzkoppe claimed the prize for best Namibian sunset.

Home in Spitzkoppe
Camberwell meets Namibia

To develop our knowledge of Namibian wildlife, we travelled to Etosha National Park. We stayed at Tamboti Campsite in Onguma, which became a favourite of ours for its warm welcome, a wonderful watering hole to sit, relax and watch animals and tranquil poolside. We took our first game drive; spotting elephants, giraffe, zebra, impale and wilderbeest with the same ease as spotting a bus on Camberwell High Street. Our most incredible safari spot was seeing a beautiful leopard strut around our safari truck.

With confidence built, knowing our elephants from our zebras, we decided to “go it alone” and do our own safari drive. We continued ticking off more and more animals, reflecting on just how many more we’re just hiding in the bushes. We later joined an evening drive at our lodge, led by David, who taught us all about animal behaviours and termite structures. Despite our best efforts, along with David, the number 3 of the Big 5 (a lion) had evaded us. That was until in the final five minutes of our drive, we saw the most incredible sight of a male lion, casually taking a drink at a watering hole. We watched him, mesmerised at his sheer power, underlined when he roared no less than 5 times. At this point, Tom moved seats to be a little more protected and removed his bright yellow cap. This sight was spine tinglingly good.

Evening Sunset Drive #couplepic
Number Three – a 🦁

Travelling north, we arrived at our next stop – Mobola Lodge – a campsite in the middle of a small village along the banks of the Okavango River, on the border of Angola. After many nights camping, we upgraded to a lodge for our stay here as we were immersed in our first Namibian wind storm. Our highlight of Mobola was a sunset cruise and nature walk on an Angolan island, seeing two new animals for us – a Hippo and Crocodile.

Whilst Mobola proved good for our reading time and relaxation, we decided to move on to Ngepi Campsite, further along the river. This was a camp that seemed really embedded with the local community which we liked and particularly enjoyed (again) another sunset cruise. We realised that sunset cruises were becoming a common theme for us, understandable given the hues that we were able to see.

Hues and a Kelsey
Beer and a Tom
Sunset #1
Sunset #2

At our most northerly point, we retreated back down south towards Windhoek with a brief stop at Roy’s Rest Camp in Grootfontein. We were the only people in the campsite until nine campervans joined us in a convoy – they were on a group driving trip across Namibia. Still however, at probably our busiest campsite, it felt like we had peace.

On arrival back in Windhoek after 4000km of driving in Sossus, we reflected on what an understated yet incredible country Namibia is, full of glorious sunsets. We had switched off easier than we thought we would into peaceful surroundings, with new found animal friends for company and a heightened risk that we leave it all to become Safari Leaders in Etosha National Park…

🦁 🐆 🦒